i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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