the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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