I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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