That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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