He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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