I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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