whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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