Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize