If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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