Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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