you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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