I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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