i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
no. you can't hotbox the world.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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