Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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