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Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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