Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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