Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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