You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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