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You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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