Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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