He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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