If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
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I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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