I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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