mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
nutella sex= disaster
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
So vagazzling was a success
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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