Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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