I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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