So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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