Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
thus making me awesome and them whores
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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