If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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