Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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