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I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
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quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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