How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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