my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Someone came in the potted fern
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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