he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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