whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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