i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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