that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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