I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
You have to summon your inner elephant
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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