my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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