Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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