is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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