Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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