I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
love makes seman taste better
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
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"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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