im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Everything about him screamed your future.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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