im about as happy as oj after his trial
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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