Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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