I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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