She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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