No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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