I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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