spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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