I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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