i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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