It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
