For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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