Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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