Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
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i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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