David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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