yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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